So, we are building our cabin, right? The land is completely raw so there are absolutely no amenities, if you catch my drift. So, we work hard about every weekend from morning until dark. We drink fluids and nature does with fluids what nature is supposed to do with fluids. Yeah, we have to pee sometimes when we go out to the property.
Last week and this week are deer hunting season in WV. I promise this is related. So, let’s pretend that one of the females who may or may not be my wife, drank some fluids during deer season on a piece of raw land out in the woods in WV. As nature takes its course, such a person may feel a little fearful of being mistaken for a deer….a white tailed deer in that exposed condition, while dealing with…uh…natural things. The obvious solution to such a dilemma is to announce one’s presence in the woods like so: “I am not a deer. I am not a deer. I am not a deer”. So far, there has been no mistake and we have had done very well with this method.
Now let’s say that a guy who may or may not be me also had fluids while working on a piece of raw land out in the country in WV. Now for a guy, the world is pretty much a fair target. Oh yes, it is all about the challenge of a good target. Anyhow, with the world as a man’s urinal, the concern over being confused as a deer is less pressing. Instead, a man is able to take in the sights in Nature’s lavatory.
It seems very late for mushrooms, but the whole point of this story is to lead up to how a guy who may or may not be me, found a really cool log that had the most exquisite collection of mushrooms growing on it. I like to touch mushrooms. Is that weird? These mushrooms were silky and really fleshy and difficult to stop touching. That’s weird I know, but I think it is fascinating that there are things in the woods that keep the place cleaned up but still look so delicate and soft. I mean, they were chewing up a log for goodness sakes! I have been making far too much contact with wood as I build this cabin and my head is suffering greatly from how hard wood is. These beautiful mushrooms eat the same wood for breakfast!
Even in the most basic of times in the woods, I am continually amazed at the power and beauty that is around me all of the time. I like to pay attention to these things, even on the way to the outhouse.
What, no peeing on the mushrooms?
Only you could have such deep thoughts while taking a tinkle!
You really are weird but I love you anyway. After all you are my son and I have to love you even if you are weird.
Hey I think I’ve got this worked out. I have to be on Google to post a reply IE won’t work.
lol Love your mom’s comment! lol It’s time to start plumbing that deluxe shed of yours ASAP! I don’t think the women in your group are going to appreciate peeing in the woods with snow on the ground! 🙂 Get R Done Warren! 🙂
Have you given thought to making a temporary outhouse?
You could use it as a deer blind after your facilities are working in the shed. And that woman would probably appreciate the safety of four walls to do her business in. And with winter and the flu season fast approaching, you don’t want to have your butt stuck out in the wind either.
Mushrooms (and molds & fungi in general) are bad@ss. We may think we’re the top of the food chain, but they’ll feast on our carcasses…