I thought I was pretty hip and still somewhat aware of what is going on around the “cool scene” these days but apparently not. I was walking through a local grocery store last night looking for a bag of potatoes or a new cheese slicer for Emily’s Valentine’s Day present when I walked past a sign. I cruised right on by until my brain finally registered what my eyes saw. Do you ever have that double take thing going on in your head? So I circled back around and decided that this blog, ever a bastion of freedom, culture and honeybees, needed to report on the new face of romance for this year.
Behold:
Now this is a G-rated blog so I won’t say too much more. Instead I will leave it to you folks to make of this what you will. Instead, I will just remind you of some of the other interesting signs I have seen around.
I would also like to report that we will no longer have to just cut the cheese around our house…we can now slice the cheese! Happy Valentine’s Day!
Was it over the meat counter? ‘Cause that might make a little more sense. Too funny!
Snort!
“Spell check on isle 7 please”
Get your mind out of the gutter—the sign makes perfect sense, since it was over the meat counter.
If you want some giggles, head over to cakewrecks.com.
Warren also got me a box of bullets for Valentine’s Day. No – I am NOT kidding. He didn’t want to wait in the long lines at WalMart so he bought a box of bullets so he could check out at the ammo counter. I’m not sure yet how I will use those bullets, but if I don’t get a decent Valentine’s Day present I have a few ideas.
HA! Love Emily’s comment!!!!
A cheese slicer and bullets? Warren, you big old romantic hunk!
I made Honey some nut mix and ran his FILTHY car through the car wash. Oh yeah, I’m a keeper.